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      <title>Event 5?</title>
      <description>I want your input for eventd 5! So far what we have planned is similar to event 1.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;We will be playing in squads, &lt;br&gt;alpha leader: Zion201&lt;br&gt;Bravo leader: Decap&lt;br&gt;Charlie leader: Ladie Zona.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;In each squad, theee will be sub squads of 2. The event will only be active if we can get at least a sub squad from every squad.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The event will take place in Ark: survival of the fittest.&lt;br&gt;This event will last no longer than a week or two&lt;br&gt;the winning prize will likely be around 100 dollars split between a team of two that contributes the most points to their squads win.&lt;br&gt;the second place team of the winning squad will recieve 25 dollars in prizes.&lt;br&gt;Just like in event 1, points will be awarded for CONFIRMED KILLS of other participating squads. &lt;br&gt;I think everyone from event 1 remembers how massive, intense, and baddass event 1 was. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/707437823781865683]]></link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2016 20:31:20 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>Event 4 update!!</title>
      <description>There are 7 teams left. 3 teams in the upper bracket, and 4 in the lower bracket. Eiffel tower has eliminated the soul rifters this week. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;There will be two round robin rounds coming up:&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The fitst is in the upper bracket, where the winner will move on to the finale, the losers will drop down to the losers bracket round 5.&lt;br&gt;Upper bracket 3&lt;br&gt;The buttmunchers&lt;br&gt;decap's bonerlust&lt;br&gt;bandit squad.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other is in the losers bracket. The top 2 teams will move on, team 3 is eliminated.&lt;br&gt;loser bracket round 4:&lt;br&gt;Team name&lt;br&gt;Eiffel Tower&lt;br&gt;(Winner of T^2 and Dalen Eats Ass)&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Good luck all.&lt;br&gt;</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/707437823781837643]]></link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2016 20:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>round 1 done</title>
      <description>UB2&lt;br&gt;Eiffel Tower&lt;br&gt;The Buttmunchers&lt;br&gt;Bandit Squad&lt;br&gt;BonerLust Cap&lt;br&gt;F-T^2&lt;br&gt;Team name&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;LB1&lt;br&gt;Mexican Slayers&lt;br&gt;Dalen Eats Ass&lt;br&gt;Soul Rifters&lt;br&gt;</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/727702664934802269]]></link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2016 05:09:43 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>Results of match 3! UB2 and LB mathces 1 decided!</title>
      <description>The Soul Rifters and the Bandit Squad just had a quick skirmish, and the Bandit Squad Pulled ahead in the final round for the win.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;With three teams in both the upper and lower bracket, the first rounds can be randomly decided btween them&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;For the upper bracket, the firsst match will be the Buttmunchers Vs. Eiffel Tower&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The lower bracket will feature a battle between the Mexican Slayers, and The Soul Rifters.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other teams will have to wait for the next 2 rounds to determine their partners.</description>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2016 04:06:02 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>First round deadline extended.</title>
      <description>Im giving all teams until the end of neet weekend to be prepared and ready to play. Good luck everyone</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/727702500814085645]]></link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2016 17:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>First round deadline extended.</title>
      <description>Im giving all teams until the end of neet weekend to be prepared and ready to play. Good luck everyone</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/727702500814085380]]></link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2016 17:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>Second game is done!</title>
      <description>It was the closest match I have seen. The Eiffel tower stole the game by 1 tick of points. Eiffel tower moves on to the winners bracket, the losers bracket gains another team in &amp;quot;Dalen Eats Ass&amp;quot;</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/727702029848777067]]></link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 20 Mar 2016 02:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>First game is done!</title>
      <description>The buttmunchers move on to the second round of the upper bracket. The mexican killers will have to redeem themselves in the lower bracket. Good luck everybuddy.</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/727702029844875794]]></link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Mar 2016 00:58:15 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>Event 4, PRIZES!!!!!</title>
      <description>So the winning team will be somewhat judged for MVP, The primary judgement will come from the second place team.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;MVP of the first team will get a Stat Trak Bowie knife Scorched. this is worth about 90 dollars. This person will also get a ST Redline AK, and an awp worm god, also stat trak, to do with as they wish.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other two will get a Gut knife ultra violet Stat trak, as well as a falchion knife stat trak boreal forest. these knives are worth between 50 adn 70 dollars each.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
      <link><![CDATA[https://steamcommunity.com/groups/ShittyPolice/announcements/detail/727702029837240107]]></link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2016 23:10:19 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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      <title>Event 4, PRIZES!!!!!</title>
      <description>So the winning team will be somewhat judged for MVP, The primary judgement will come from the second place team.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;MVP of the first team will get a Stat Trak Bowie knife Scorched. this is worth about 90 dollars. This person will also get a ST Redline AK, and an awp worm god, also stat trak, to do with as they wish.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;The other two will get a Gut knife ultra violet Stat trak, as well as a falchion knife stat trak boreal forest. these knives are worth between 50 adn 70 dollars each.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2016 23:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
      <author>Commissioner Zion</author>
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