Dave was on DLC (dave likes ♥♥♥♥) You did good, Dave!

dave has 32 candy bars he eats 18 what does dave have now diabete's dave has diebete's

dave got hit by a parked car

One day dave decided he hated his life. He then tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Why doesn't dave like maplestory? Because the shrooms remind him too much of his personal life.

Why can't dave count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful.

School sucks. I have an A in daveology because hes so easy to figure out.

A Dave a day keeps the interesting people away.

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Dave-masculinity= Dave in the first place

Dave is society's new scapegoat.

Humpty Dumpty fell because he killed himself. He found out that he was going to hatch Dave.

Dave didn't get to ride a lion in space. That's the joke.

Dave is a nazi. That explains everything....

My uncle's name is Dave. He's emo.

Dave came out of the closet today. He died because he is a real vampire and doesn't sparkle. What a ♥♥♥♥♥.

So Dave plays LoL....that's the joke.

Dave called me a slacker. Dave is black. His statement is invalid.

A priest went to a strip bar. Dave was there. A girl offered him a lap dance. He prayed for her soul. At the funeral.

Dave got on a rocketship. He said he was going to the death star. We just let him go.

Dave fed top lane, then he ate oranges but it still wasn't k.

How do you insult a lonely person? call them Dave.

Dave made a song. I listened to it. A baby was hit by a bus; enough said.

A brunette, a Redhead and Dave were on the run from the cops, and decided to hide in a convenience store. The manager said they could hide in the sacks of cats, dogs and potatoes.

The police found the sacks but the brunette yelled out "Woof woof!". The cops believed her. They then went to the sack of cats and the redhead yelled "Meow!" The cops believed her. They then went to the sack of potatoes and Dave yells out "Potato! Potato!"

I heard dave is black.... Does it hurt?

Dave walked into a bar with friends.
HAH!
Dave has no friends :(

Daves broken dreams are the best broken dreams.

I used to be normal, but then I took a dave to the knee (which did nothing) then i was diagnosed with diabetes

What's the difference between Dave and a mosquito? Mosquitos stop sucking when you slap them.

I once was going to play SSF2 but then I took a dave to the knee.

Knock Knock, who's there? Dave is black. LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL