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Anniversary Celebration

Gingernator — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 07:00:49 +0000

MELONS! IT IS TIME! About one year ago, crazy fun turned into glorious botherhood as the Cult of the Melon Overlord was born. Some of you have been with us since the first week, and some may have joined within the past month, but all are respected as cultists! So go on, play TTT on Ski Resort, find our god, and most of all, WORSHIP HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!

We did it!

SPLiTDiP — Sun, 31 May 2015 19:38:16 +0000

My dear fellow cultists. We have reached the glorious number of 200 followers. It is my honor to congratulate all of you on this momentous day. This is going to be a long shot but let us shoot for 500 members by next year! Also remember that tomorrow is the cults anniversary where two men were enlightened and formed this cult. Congratulations to all of you.

HERECY!

Gingernator — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 04:07:35 +0000

Dearest brothers and sisters, it is my duty to inform you of a heretic in our wonderful cult. Just recently, a brother of ours, Harvest, created his own group, with his own god, defying and forsaking our Holy Melon Overlord. His herecy shall not go unpunished. Due to his glaring mistakes, I took it upon my self to create an inquisition. A Melon Inquisition. The herecy shall be scorched from this planet, to make way for a new age, an Age of Melon. Join me, and we can watch it burn together.

Warframe Cult

Gingernator — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 21:31:49 +0000

Dear fellow Cultist,
As of late, several of the leaders of this holy cult have begun playing Warframe again, myself included. As such, we have made a Cult of the Melon Overlord clan. If you play Warframe, feel free to message me as Gingernator4000 and ask to join. If you don't, then I advise to get it, as it is very fun to play.
For the glory of the Melon

SMITE Clan.

SPLiTDiP — Thu, 18 Sep 2014 03:25:14 +0000

I don't know why I have not thought of this before but if you play SMITE, comment below telling your IGN and I will invite you to the SMITE clan. If you also want to play some games with me in SMITE just add me because I accept all friend requests. Would really enjoy to play with you guys and see you in the clan.

IGN: BiCurious

Congratulations Everymelon

Gingernator — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 02:57:50 +0000

My fellow Melons, as of recently we have ascended to the group size of over 100 followers. We are all very proud of you. Keep on praying for the arrival of our god, so that he can cleanse this world of herecy.

Death to the lemon scum
Hail to the Melon Overlord

INVITE YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

SPLiTDiP — Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:39:52 +0000

We need to grow stronger than our rivals The Lemons. So invite all of your friends except AgentRush. He destroyed The Melons.

Mistakes...

SPLiTDiP — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 20:55:20 +0000

I made a terrible mistake of making a traitor going by the name AgentRush an admin of the cult. He then proceeded to kick everyone from the group except Gingernator3000 (Co-Founder) and Tduck007. We will make a comeback and grow stronger. We must strike back against our nemesis the lemon.