Gentlemen. Potato is not dead. Message me for more

is the kartoshka cult dead?

Merry Christmas

praise the potato

give mod

the potato's died for our sins

What does this cult do for fun?

autism

Ah, hello everybody! I'm new here!

they must die! Reich must eat teh poteto! arstozkanz onleh! POTATOSTOZKANS ONLEH!
(bu0ss ai habe ♥♥♥♥♥♥)

i can use my orion hax against reichs potato-rule breaking1!1!!!!!!!!

Maybe we should have a potato feast? Like with food that only consists of potatos? Just an idea.. You know?

HATERS GONNA HATE; POTATERS GONNA TATE!

Ok, down with all the potato haters! They will be hung up on a wall upside down and forcefed potatoes, then get their mouths taped with duct-tape so they can't puke it out!

Yes! Down with the Reich, For harming potato-rights!

My people as you know the reich have hurt my potato production line which is why we must make a uprising of our own!

i am potato digger from latvia i can say this is real group of potato

Are we sponsored by Ireland?

We must be teh poteato kartoshki kult arxtozkanz onleh

Don't be. We are all powerful.

I'm kinda.. Scared.

Definatly!

We shall be the best Kartoshkas out there(No prezervatives used)