5ive
7even
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As someone who has been playing counter-strike since 2001, I can say this is the worst version yet. Between massive registration errors, terrible graphics that make it feel more for kids, awful lighting affects, the amount of broken spray and pray laser beams even while people are running, taking away the ability to see damage in console(was extremely helpful in cs:go). As well as taking away other game modes IE gun game. I'm trying to force myself to like this version but just simply can't. The only neat feature they added was the dynamic smokes. All in in all a joke of a game. Also I would really like to thank valve for taking away cs:go from everyone's library ESPECIALLY those of who paid for the game and no longer have access.
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Jul 25 @ 10:51pm 
u better chill b4 i plunder u
Jul 25 @ 4:13am 
+rep I want to name my kids after Sive
Jul 24 @ 5:47am 
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Jul 13 @ 10:29pm 
I know two things in life:
1. burek is only with meat , sve su pite pite samo je burek pitac
2. never walk off the marked path, mine has been planted

Built different by Balkan electricity outages and unresolved family trauma.
Runs on cevapi, rage, balkava and suspiciously strong turkish coffee.
Grandma survived 3 wars just to watch me bottom frag in CS2.
Professional mine detector since childhood.
If the lobby gets too quiet, I start playing Bosnian turbo folk through the mic.
Jun 14 @ 6:23pm 
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.

Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.

Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.

Begin to piss and ♥♥♥♥ yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.

He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.

Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.