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ㅤ* A man strolls into his local grocer's and says, "Three pounds of potatoes, please."
"No, no, no", replies the owner, shaking his head, "it's kilos nowadays, mate..."
"Oh", apologises the man, "three pounds of kilos, please."
ㅤ* Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot.
ㅤ* A restaurant nearby had a sign in the window which said "We serve breakfast at any time", so I ordered French toast in the Renaissance.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Chuckle, Chuckle!