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Jun 10, 2023 @ 10:00am 
+REP WPWP
Jul 16, 2018 @ 6:18am 
Disabled Man: [with electronic voice] A sphincter says what?
Joe Swanson: What?
Disabled Man: Ha ha ha ha. You stupid bastard.

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I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a
knob called "brightness", but it doesn't seem to work.
-- Gallagher

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write-protect tab, n.:
A small sticker created to cover the unsightly notch carelessly left
by disk manufacturers. The use of the tab creates an error message
once in a while, but its aesthetic value far outweighs the momentary
inconvenience.
-- Robb Russon

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Majority, n.:
That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.

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"Richard, in being so fierce toward my vampire, you were doing
what you wanted to do, even though you thought it was going to hurt
somebody else. He even told you he'd be hurt if..."
"He was going to suck my blood!"
"Which is what we do to anyone when we tell them we'll be hurt
if they don't
Jun 12, 2018 @ 12:21am 
🇷🇺✌️ С днем России! 🤞🇷🇺
Jun 6, 2018 @ 9:56am 
:Health2SD:REP:TGMonkey:, го взаимку:kissyou:
Jan 5, 2017 @ 11:12am 


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