Please, relax back in your seat as you'll soon be jumping out of it once you read all about the jaw-dropping skills that I have to offer! Prepare to be WOWED by the amazingness that is me, Graham Payser! Fast, assertive, and beautiful; surely no other candidate will possibly be able to keep up! Hire me, and those Toons won't know what hit them–and that's not a promise, it's a guarantee!