AsianJoy
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Sep 14, 2017 @ 7:50pm 
Hey vsauce, Michael here.
When... is green?
In 1859, noted French thespian Sarah Bernhardt famously declared: "Sometimes I like to lie down on my bed and dream of potatoes." Potatoes...
Potatoes were a currency among shoemakers during China's Tang dynasty. Tang... sounds suspiciously like the Pre-Columbian Arawak word 'Google', which means... calendar. Did Xi Dúo secretly sail over from Tang dynasty China to the Caribbean and tell them about calendars? Maybe...
But how... is 'and'? Albert Einstein once won a contest in Reader's Digest with the famous words "Seventeen is more than sixteen." Every school child in Bhutan is taught to recite this fact.
May 26, 2017 @ 6:28pm 
I am a heron. I have a long neck and I pick fish out of the water with my beak. If you don't repost this comment on 10 other pages, I will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.
Jun 8, 2016 @ 7:19am 
Spelled tongue wrong in profile bio 10/10