> I was only an Otaku
> I loved Chocola and Vanilla so much, I had all their Doujins and Figurines
> I pray to Chocola and Vanilla every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
> "Nekopara is love" I say. "Nekopara is life"
> Everyone hears me and they called me a weeb
> I knew they were just jealous of my devotion to Chocola and Vanilla
> I called everyone a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
> They slap me and send me to go to sleep
> I'm crying now, and my kawaii face hurts
> I lay in anime bed and it's totally really cold
> A warmth is moving towards me
> I feel something fluffy touch me
> It's Chocola and Vanilla
> I am so happy
> They whispers into my ear "This is my fluffy tail"
> They grabbed me with their powerful fluffy paws and puts me on my hands and knees
> I'm ready
> I spread my steam wallet for Chocola and Vanilla
> They penetrated my wallet
> It hurts so much but I do it for Chocola and Vanilla
> I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water
> I push against their force
> I want to please Chocola and Vanilla
> They Nyaan a might Nyaa as they filled my wallet with their kawaii-ness
> Everyone walks in
> Chocola and Vanilla looks at them straight in the eye and says. "It's all neko now"
> Chocola and Vanilla leaves through my Computer
> Nekopara is love, Nekopara is life