Hey Pigeoneater67, it's been a while. How are things?
I'm sure you already know, but I ran into your husband on a business trip to Newark a few weeks ago; I believe he said he was going to some healthcare convention. Anyways, he told me all about the family, and how Jacob's getting married soon, that's crazy! It seems like just yesterday he was running around with Steven in the back yard. Speaking of Steven, he joined the Serbian national guard and is going overseas in a couple months.
We should visit soon, it'd be nice to get the families together again, especially before Steven gets shipped out.
I hope you're doing well, and I know it's your birthday, so I just wanted to wish you a good one! We sure are getting old, aren't we! Haha!

Take care, and tell your adopted cat I said hello!

Oh let me tell you about my amazing nephew! Seriously, this kid is a superhero in the making. So, last weekend, he had this soccer tournament, right? And guess what? His team totally crushed it! It was like watching a bunch of mini-Messis out there. I was practically losing my voice from all the cheering. They took home the championship, you should have seen the smile on his face, priceless! But it's not just sports; this kid is a brainiac too. His report cards are basically a list of straight A's. I don't know where he gets it from, certainly not from me. I was more of a "C's get degrees" kind of guy. And get this, he's not just a jock or a nerd. He's like this perfect blend of both. I'm telling you, he's got the brains and the brawn. Oh, and the girls? His social calendar is busier than mine ever was. I swear, it's like he's already living a more exciting life than I ever did. Anyway, I just had to share. I'm one proud uncle, let me tell you. This kid is going places, mark my words!

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Hey, Catbrody. Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday, but between you and me, some moolah would have been nice! Haha, just messing with ya buddy. Sure we should have a nice get-together. Susan can make some of that wicked potato salad! We just have to hope the boys don't get to it before us. You know how they eat like horses, haha! Maybe Steven can bring some of that potato salad to his higher up and get promoted with a medal of deliciousness! Just poking fun. Contact me at ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥[email protected] if you want to arrange something.