hi i added for awp

mad cuz bad

lol someone is butthurt

is obsessed with his own ♥♥♥♥ and how tiny it is -rep

we won without you btw

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

quit smokin cigs you'll feel better

This man is the leader of the fourth reich.


WFP

heard through the grapevine you're a damn good man

+rep he also has herpes

On a lonely summer afternoon, I decided to take a walk in the park near my apartment. Usually, I listen to music and chat with the locals. Everything was fine until I bumped into a large "rock" outside my apartment. But god no, it was "azza." Azza was short, record-setting in weight, and wearing a "please be patient, I have autism" shirt. I usually avoid these "people", but this fat ♥♥♥♥♥ was blocking the entire sidewalk. Now, you can think to yourself, "oh he must be exaggerating" but no, this pile of lard was taking the ENTIRE sidewalk.
I asked monster to move, but he was too busy eating a 24-box of donuts he found in the garbage. He moaned, and some of his donut-covered spit landed on my shirt (which I later burned). He tried to waddle but fell off the curb. I laughed; it’s funny watching fat people fall. When he fell, he created a sinkhole so big that the army and navy had to be called to fix it.

I hope he dies.

soy boy who gets carried by his femboy e-girlfriend

+rep, perfect husband, biggest ♥♥♥♥ ive ever seen

-rep toxic, immature, griefs teammates, throws

+rep, talks to women, signed by a trans woman with big tits

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you could be my luck. even if the sky is falling down i know that we'll be safe and sound

-rep dude finally retired with no females

Who's the gaming legend? Let's find out!

sup, were playing casual,you are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ good mb some compatitive ? add me

cool guy

I can honestly sat I've never met a person like this before. It is 2024 and I didn't know they still had kids graduate after 4th grade to work on the farm. Kid hasnt been more than 100 feet outside of his house and his prospect for marriage is his little sister his parents just popped out that are also related. Like I wish i knew where dummies like this lived so I knew where to never go in my life. And when things get tough? OH its gonna be a ♥♥♥♥ measuring contest based on what truck you drive. They only reason this kid can count to 6 is so he knows what gear is next. Tough time I had to endure babysitting this man child for 45 minutes.

+rep dude went out a hero. Saved a old lady from a burning building but failed to make it out. You will be missed buddy😢

-rep deleted one of the best stories in the world

+rep I wish I could freeze time. I'd stop time just as people are about to start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, remove the pesky condom, suck the guy's ♥♥♥♥ like I'm trying to suck out his very soul, eat her out till she's ready to gush, then resume time so his initial balls deep thrust makes them both ♥♥♥ extra hard

-rep, said the n-word all game while I was trying to help him through his situation (he is severely overweight). I even offered him a groupon that his mom gave me for a 2-month free trial to Weight Watchers. Maybe next time he will accept advice.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha!

nice

+rep, fair trade nice to deal

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥

These Pfizer ads are getting out of hand...

-rep, 12 year old griefing entire game, needs meds

+REP! good player on Faceit thx for game man

-rep dude clearly has a undetected client with hemisink

can't wait till Wild Hog gets canonized, gonna be cool

@catdoge you are sad

He's defending a cheater and trying to send ip phising links. He's drool kind of dumb <3

im tryina be wit u doe

das crazy

enjoy your -1000 ♥♥♥♥♥♥

factory recall on this one

Nightmare girl is the definition of schizophrenia

♥♥♥♥♥ boy who pulls out auto in 4 round

+rep, wish you the best man. Genuinely.

He is proud of stopping cyberbullies from bullying sweet baby inc employees and putting them to justice

go back to grindr

-rep
talks too much

YA ERD

diabetes

average fed