Phillip J. Fry
Canada
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Dec 23, 2025 @ 9:15am 
Santa regretfully informs you he has once again violated his restraining order, Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2024 @ 3:07pm 
There are hot single Santas in your area! Would you like to get some Hoe Hoe Hoes? Merrry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2023 @ 10:02pm 
Have you considered that Santa has a labour force that only he is allowed to use? One that works entirely for free? Does Santa endorse slavery? Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2022 @ 5:27pm 
The night Saruman stole chirstmas, Merry Chirstmas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ky4JqlmXdc
Dec 23, 2021 @ 11:31pm 
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzMCjFQIefg
Dec 23, 2020 @ 9:50pm 
Santa demands a sacrifice of milk and cookies, you have until midnight on the 25th to pay. Merry Christmas!