After a good game, I added him because he seemed like a great bloke. We chatted for a few months and became good friends. Lots of banter, loads of brilliant CS:GO and, most importantly, a genuine friendship.
I invited him round to my place for a CS:GO LAN party. He said he’d come, so I was really looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my place, he pushed me up against the wall and started nibbling my ear; I could feel his hard ♥♥♥♥ pressing against my leg. I slapped him, then knocked him back. Turns out he was gay. Don’t trust this bloke.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly I'm like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasn't flirting I swear I'm just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry I'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This man is rapeable

good boy :heart:

+rep good teammate

mad for nothing