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Apr 11 @ 11:14am 
Hey I just found out I'm pregnant and it's yours. I'm keeping it too
Mar 29 @ 3:47pm 
hello, package for delivery
Feb 14 @ 10:28am 
You needed a community award. Fixed. :]
Aug 16, 2022 @ 11:38am 
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Dec 24, 2020 @ 3:33am 
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Oct 31, 2020 @ 10:05pm 
:boo: :groinpunch:
Jun 24, 2020 @ 11:48am 
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Post this friendship symbol on the walls of your best friends.
May 22, 2020 @ 9:00pm 
hey hey, foreskin licker.
just wanted to let you know your mom's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tasted great after we shoved that strange mystical bear claw inside, totally rad party bro
Apr 5, 2020 @ 10:43pm 
Yeah, 2 so far. Real dedicated ones, they must be like KPOP mega fans.
Apr 5, 2020 @ 10:09pm 
So you have fans? Lol.
Apr 5, 2020 @ 9:48pm 
Lmao, I have to make my profile status friends-only because some inbred 12 year old kid with his boyfriend who has it 6 inches deep up his a.ss is just begging for my attention, clout chasing or some pathetic sh*t. Absolutely the most bottom forms of filth and human life i've seen or encountered. Like some kind of plague or cancer.
Mar 24, 2020 @ 11:32am 
I still haven't played Insurgency. I remember seeing the sale for Sandstorm, but decided to skip it because of concerns like those you mentioned. I just don't trust modern gaming at all these days.
Oct 3, 2019 @ 10:22pm 
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Jun 16, 2019 @ 10:31pm 
ITS ME YA BOI SCP 426
Apr 3, 2019 @ 3:52pm 
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Dec 31, 2018 @ 6:07am 
Happy New Year 2019:steamhappy:
Dec 31, 2018 @ 5:01am 
Happy new year! :bloodroselolli:


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Dec 24, 2018 @ 6:42pm 
merry christmas nerd, I busted a phat one in the eggnogg


-love, Uncle Jerry

p.s. Don't lock your room again like last year, Santa has a very special gift for you
Dec 24, 2018 @ 5:01am 
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Oct 28, 2018 @ 11:41pm 
Hello
Jun 6, 2018 @ 10:27am 
The year is 2048 and the Food Network finally shuts its doors and sells the channel, this puts everyone working at the network at this time out of a job. As we follow the last remaining worker onto his deathbed, he is surrounded by his family and friends. He knows his hours are numbered but he has to eat at one more restaurant.
He dusts off his red convertible and drives off far away, frosting his remaining hair as he drives. Once he arrives at the restaurant he orders the largest juiciest burger on the menu. Once he receives his sandwich he reflects for a minute, thinking back to the forty seasons of his show and how every single meal was a blessing.
He bites down on his burger and his heart stops.
After he awakens in a bright white location, squinting his eyes he sees him. God himself with the same frosted tips as the man does. When the man asks “Where am I” the lord replied swiftly.
“You did it Guy,”
”You’ve made it to FlavorTown”
Mar 25, 2018 @ 3:54pm 
Your boi shauny is scary dumb
Mar 20, 2018 @ 10:20pm 
I recognize you, you were the very first person to comment on my profile years ago, funny
Mar 17, 2018 @ 7:50pm 
Father
Feb 23, 2018 @ 9:03am 
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   ╰┓┏━┓┏╯ Good weekend ^.^
Feb 23, 2018 @ 7:53am 
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Feb 21, 2018 @ 5:00pm 
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!
Feb 19, 2018 @ 7:14pm 
greetings steam universe
Dec 28, 2017 @ 9:28pm 
fedora god
Dec 24, 2017 @ 1:37pm 
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Nov 22, 2017 @ 3:40pm 
『♋』🐙『weeby』🎃『♋』

『♋』🐙『ʷᵉᵉᵇʸ』🎃『♋』

『♋』🐙『ʷᵉᵉᵇʸ』<(ツ)>ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Nov 17, 2017 @ 3:21pm 
:steamhappy:
Nov 17, 2017 @ 3:20pm 
very talk boy in chat
Oct 10, 2017 @ 6:06am 
:) hello my friend
Oct 6, 2017 @ 9:03am 
STOP
Oct 6, 2017 @ 9:00am 
Thank for anti-bully coalition
Oct 6, 2017 @ 4:09am 
:csdsmile:
Oct 5, 2017 @ 5:54pm 
Lemme tell you something, I was walking on my street with a paddle when i saw a really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot girl. You think that this girl wasn't hot, but oh was she hot. When I first saw her, my ♥♥♥♥ got erected and hard. My mouth watered and also ♥♥♥ came out of my mouth. I asked her "Can we go out?" and she said yes. So she came to my ultimate sex room. I pulled down my pants to show her my huge ♥♥♥♥. She pulled down her pants to show me her huge ♥♥♥♥. I put on a condom and started to go but then I stopped. I realized that this girl wasn't a woman, she's a trap! I scream and punch it in the face. I yelled "TRAPPPP!" Then she said "But i wanna get that ♥♥♥♥," I pushed her out of my house, but then she came barging back in, she showed me her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There was a vagina on it! Then I realized "Wait for a second if it isn't a trap then what is it?" I stopped and thought of sandy from Spongebob, then I knew what I wanted to do with my life, I pulled out a gun and shot the monster.
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:44pm 
So mean...
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:40pm 
sniff
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
BEGONE POODLE THIS ONES OFF LIMITS GO KIDNAP MINNY OR STEF
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:39pm 
Good quote
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:35pm 
Black SUVs aren't spooky
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:33pm 
I will not let you kidnap him begone suv
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:31pm 
What?????
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:30pm 
Stop trying to get in weebys pants LEAVE HIM ALONE
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:29pm 
I'M A FOX
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:28pm 
♥♥♥♥ OFF FOX U STUPID POODLE
Oct 5, 2017 @ 12:25pm 
Who are you?????

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