You got Elden Ring to play, bud.

Uwaaaaaaaaaa~ good morning my sweetie pie! Gonna nibble you like aaaaaa omp- teehee! Awwww gonna squish your little cheeks! You're just my favourite little bottom, aren't you? Say it for me! Who's my favourite little bottom?? Aww, you are, yesh you are!!

i James Bond Burger your sister

This player is fantastically talented, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

UTTERLY hilarious roleplay where we're friend who accidentally started making out and are just rolling with it and it's really testing us

Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.