Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A depressed man turned to his friend in the pub and said, "I woke up this morning and felt so bad that I tried to kill myself by taking 50 aspirin."
"Oh man, that's really bad", said his friend, "What happened?"
The first man sighed and said, "After the first two, I felt better."
ㅤ* A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
ㅤ* You're never too old to learn something stupid.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m giggling!