I (32M) am a big kendrick fan, even though I only discovered him during the beef. Ever since GNX released, whenever I see anything mustard related I shout "mustaaaaaaard" as loud as I can, even when in public. Everyone around me finds it extremely funny (even if they won't admit it) except my (30F) wife. We have been together for 9 years, and until now our relationship has been near perfect. We have 2 children (M3 and F1) that I have been playing Kendrick's music to so that they can appreciate his art from a young age. My wife claims that I am "embarrassing her" and "being childish". Eventually, this got to the point that I had to have a serious conversation with her. I told her that her adversity to Kendrick's art was starting to make me think that she might be a diddy blud and not like us. She started shouting at me, but I paid no attention as I knew I was right. The next day, she left and took the kids. AITA

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