Recent reviews by Dis

I beat my friends and peed on them 10/10

Insane prices for DLC. Disgusting.

No game needs microtransactions and these are some of the worst I've ever seen in an indie game.

My jiggle physics mod couldn't even save it.

UPDATE: They have encrypted the metadata which has broken all mods - You can still use mods by downloading the old version on steam depot:

Open steam console with Win + R, type steam://open/console

download_depot 3232690 3232691 2907884818988902359

usually goes to "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\content\app_3232690\depot_3232691"

Move it somewhere easy into a folder you like, In that new folder, create a text file called steam_appid.txt.

Open it, type 3232690 (nothing else), and save.

Mod away.

There's simply no way a human play tested this. It is, so bad.

Galactic Racer looks nice, but that’s about where the praise ends.

Character customisation is pathetic, and pretty shallow speeder customisation. Star Wars introduced pod racing with Anakin literally building his own racer. Sadly this game does nothing to really entertain that fantasy as you can't even own a pod racer let alone customise it as far as I can tell.

The racing itself is braindead: mash boost when it comes off cooldown, use your cooling ability so you can boost a bit longer, repeat.

The courses look great, but they’re far too easy to pilot around. Tighter, more technical tracks could have made this genuinely fun.

No actual first person, only third, locked above head and bonnet. Very disappointing.

Worst of all, it feels slow. I’m flying a SPEEDER for God’s sake. I want to go FAST.

And a pretty sterile, bland story. As expected.

Pod racing in the game is fun, but it isn't the focus.

Wait for a sale tbh.

Fish soup

One toils, step by agonizing step, over the digital sewing machine. Agonizes over the precise drape of the taffeta, the cinching of the bodice, and the delicate, painstaking embroidery that graces the hemline. And for what reward? What grand crescendo awaits the diligent artisan?

Nothing but a hollow, ghostly void! By all the saints of haberdashery, thou art never permitted to behold the finished masterpiece upon the lady’s ACTUAL BODY!

To deny a seamster the divine revelation of the final fitting. To rob us of the sight of our creation breathing life, contouring to the elegant slope of the shoulder and the graceful sweep of the hip is a mockery most foul. A garment without a wearer is but a tragic, limp shell; a silken ghost of unfulfilled potential!

Fix the anti-cheat login failed bug, and the error codes that require PC restarts.

I have to restart my PC almost every time I play this game.

eTIRUe has some real competition...

best game of all time .....


idk maybe quiet is hot

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