Recent reviews by Rico Suave

I love Payday 2 and in the most respectful way possible, this game sucks ♥♥♥♥, I mean it 100% this game sucks massive donkey coco. The missions are bland repeats of PD1 and 2, The game is lifeless, the missions are boring, there is no real content after 12 hours, this game sucks massive donkey ♥♥♥♥ and I hope it gets better over time, I am massively disappointed.

No game has affected me in so many different ways like this game has. I fell in love with characters and an entire world for the first time in my long history of playing video games. Its an experience that can't be easily summed up with words, play the game.

Pretty Good

Bought this game on sale almost 4 years ago and it is still one of my favorite games of all times. I've spent countless hours in both solo and co-op simply gunning down enemies and farming out the rarest loot for me and my friends. Almost endless replay value with 6 playable characters (4 base game, 2 DLC) and countless play-styles for each character no two sessions are going to be exactly the same. The story is great for what it is and the characters hold a special place in my heart. I can't recommend Borderlands 2 enough, the game runs well, plays well, and is possibly one of the greatest FPS games of all time

I like this game, I really do but the fact that there is a bug in the game that completely wipes all progress is unforgivable, 70 hours of progress was completley lost during an update today, is the game good? Yes. are the Devs good people for pumping out DLC instead of fixing these issues? No

Edit: I've put almost 1000 Hours into this game now, Sheer pain but I refuse to stop

Pretty gud

Simulation.exe has stopped working

I've played CSGO on and off for almost five years and I gotta say the December 6th 2018 update has offically killed the game for me. My dissapointment in Valve at this point is immeasurable. It still baffles my mind, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ F2P BR gamemode. Valve leaves this community in shambles for almost a year and a half and this is what we get for waiting? No Operation, No meaningful competitive changes, and to top it all off I feel cheated, 15 of my hard earned dollars were given away so Gabe could pay all 5 of the CSGO devs. To top it all off, what do I get as an almost 5 year long community member? As someone who has put 700 hours into this game? As someone who has come back time and time again to give the game another chance because I spent money on it? A $1 skin and two middle fingers. ♥♥♥♥ you Valve

-Spawn on server
-Head to military base
-Quickly kill everything their and assume command
-Force groups of survivors to volunteer 2 of their members to fight to the death against others
-last survivor standing gets a prize
-slaughter show goes as planned
-before I let the last captive go a group of armed survivors show up
-they murder final survivor and kidnapp me
-gat thrown into dark dank cell
-spend days getting raped and fisted
-think it's time to break out
-surprise a guard and beat him to death
-steal his gun and go on murder spree
-finally make it out of enemy base
-steal a few cans of food before I go
-run off into the sunset
10/10

You will laugh, you will cry, you may even die but that does not mean you cant restart the level with a Drill