Recent reviews by Edith

turns out the developre is a biggot so ♥♥♥♥ this game!

bought this game expecting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up porn game but sadly the steam release is sensored and i only realised after not being able to refund, i hope the developer will uncensor the steam version since i cant figure out how to install the uncensor mod, also game is alright i just got it expecting something completly diffrent

amazin game, if theres a sequel i hope it has gay sex

only rougelike i ever enjoyed
has jerma in it

its the best one

while the game is of high quality its hard to actualy learn, all the upgrades dont tell you anything about the upgrade, its just flavour text, in some cases it gives you a general idea of what the upgrade does, but very often the upgrade description doesnt say anything useful or hides critical info [for example desperado's top path having a wind down if he attacks for long enough even if theres not alot of bloons on screen]
alot of optional game modes also struggle with teaching the player how to play, golden bloon just zoops around the level and skips all of your defences and you wont be told why, boss bloons are impossible enless you decide to dedicate your entire game to farming money, paragon degrees have entire mathematical equasions you need to follow just to make sure they dont suck.

usualy i dont mind games obscuring info from players for the sake of mystory or discovery however hiding the games mechanics in a casual game about poping bloons feels awful

additionaly alot of the bonus game modes dont have any good awards, the only reward for poping gold bloons [a really challanging and unfun sidemode] is 2 monkey money, winning with monkey teams awards you with ~8 monkey money

teh devs should, in my opinion, add better upgrade descriptions and introduce an explenation manu for some of the side content to not make it frustratingly confusing [and rework golden bloons not to be awful]

this game is great n all but yall gotta actualy fix the game coz omg every time i reccomand it i need to add in a ton of side notes about how broken it is

why is this game so emotional

really frustrating and too rng dependent

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