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On the first day, his teacher asked, ‘What is your name?’
The boy replied, ‘Mohammad’.
‘From now on, your name is Harry, as you are in America,’ she said.
In the evening, when he came back, his mother asked, ‘How was your day, Mohammad?’
He said, ‘My name is not Mohammad. I’m in America, and my name is Harry.’
His mother slapped him and said angrily: ‘Aren’t you ashamed of trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion?’
Then she called his father, and he also slapped him.
The next day, when the teacher saw him with his face red, she asked what happened.
Mohammad said, ‘Madam, four hours after I became an American, I was attacked by two Arabs.'
. ✨ 𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ✨
. Happy Gaming &
. Happy Holidays!
. ⚡--☆---★---☆---★---☆--⚡
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2- Twist and bend: Say "If it was me. Why am i so calm while you are panicking like you just got caught?" or "Why are you so deffensive?" and poof, fart forgotten.