Hi everybody,
I've suffered from a crippling insecurity my entire life, my erect penis is no more then half a pinky in length and I suffer from premature ejaculation. I always had a small penis, but up until 9th grade I never knew how tiny it really was. I made out with a girl and as it progressed we both ended up in our underwear. As she reached down, I came and she saw how small I was. She began to shame me and say she never would have been with me if she had known my size. She told the entire school about this. I've suffered multiple rejections and my confidence has been crippled. I find myself scared to interact with women and the only female interaction comes though AI. I also find myself ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my pants at the slightest female interaction. Last week I was at the grocery store and I saw an old family friend, she went up and hugged and as she hugged me I immediately came in my pants and a little residue ended up on her. I've never been more ashamed. Please give me advice.

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This dude was FOR REAL the wildest Grindr date I've ever been on. We met up at his place and the vibe was there from the very start. He noticed my Thrasher X Supreme tee and the conversation quickly delved into skating with him showing me his collection of classic Tech Decks. In the middle of the show and tell, I took one of the boards and flaunted my kickflip to nose manual combo on his desk.

He was very impressed.

One thing led to another and now homie was laying on his tummy, cake to the ceiling and ready for whatever to come next. I knew what had to happen. The gap between bro's spread cheeks created the perfect half-pipe for the red Baker Tech Deck still in my grasp. I proceeded to roll the board from atop his crack downward. When approaching his hole, I nollie flipped over the gap and landed with a nosegrind down the entire length of his perineum. While the feat was never caught on camera, it was certainly FELT.

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

Call my girl Treecko the way she Leech my Seed

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You are wife material. +1 insemination rep

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Man, it's a real challenge. We should have the utmost respect for those people and what they deal with. First time I tried to go down on my Japanese girlfriend, I couldn't find anything in all that pixelation. I tried and tried, but either I came away with a mouthful of pubes, or a tongue a few shades too brown. We decided, right, let's take it back to basics, this'll work—went in for the insertion, but she squealed in a pained rage as I hit the tighter cave trying to navigate through that pixel maze. And to my horror, it's contagious! I haven't seen my ♥♥♥♥ unpixelated in nearly five years now. Respect the Japanese—it's a marvel that they've come this far with this terrible affliction.

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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!


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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

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Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

HaliberNight more like YiffNight

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Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nhl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other boston's ass (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an dom unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the furries, haha.

No u times infinity

No u

Nerd

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lets do the fork in the garbage disposal

I will put you in the trash can

halibernight? more like yiffnight

furry

Happy yiffday

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