-Rep Curb stomped my 4 year old child in the middle of Target over pokemon cards

Corpo larper!! Choom think she something but she just a GONK!! Must have gone cyberpyscho because why aint you pay me back my eddies??

I cried. 😭

Hey so I talked to Pastor Chris and told him you weren't coming back. He said that the Lord will never forgive the sin of "Yaoi". I'm so sorry :(

As for Nancy, she said you shouldn't be ashamed! At next week's bookclub, she said we'll be reading something called "Yuri" and that you might like it??

Anyway, I'm keeping you in my heart and prayers! <3

Hey, so, it's been awhile since you've been to church?? I know you were embarrassed that Youth Pastor Chris found "yaoi" on your phone, but it's ok! He said if you come back, he can help you through your homoerotic issues.

I'll be praying for you! <3

xoxo

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