"Being honest with you, it's not the Great Wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the Alright Wall of China." - Karl Pilkington

"People who live in glass houses have to answer the door." - Karl Pilkington

"What are those things in 'Gremlins' called?" - Karl Pilkington

“Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a baby again...” - Karl Pilkington

"If anythin', like I said, he didn't do us a favour, he saved too much. You can't move out there for stuff" - Karl Pilkington (Referring to Noah saving every animal)

On dopplegangers - "How would I know which one I was?" - Karl Pilkington

"Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine." - Karl Pilkington