It's Only Eggy
Egg
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
🥚 Egg
🎮 Permanently online
🧠 Questionable decision maker
🏆 Peak rank: debatable
🔥 Currently making poor choices
🏍️ Machines with wheels > machines without wheels
🐈 My cat has better aim than me
🥚 Egg
🎮 Permanently online
🧠 Questionable decision maker
🏆 Peak rank: debatable
🔥 Currently making poor choices
🏍️ Machines with wheels > machines without wheels
🐈 My cat has better aim than me
Achievement Showcase
Professional Nuisance
HI, I'M EGG.

Yes I'm queer. Seethe accordingly.
:floweyevil:

1,500+ hours of Overwatch because apparently I have free will but refuse to exercise it.




I AM THE GREATEST....


I will blame the tank.
I will blame the support.
I will blame the DPS.
I will blame the enemy team.
I will blame matchmaking.
I will blame the weather.
I will blame my mouse.
I will blame you. (You know who you are)

IT IS NEVER MY FAULT.




MY HOBBIES INCLUDE:

• Playing Overwatch for hours on end.
• Getting tilted in Overwatch.
• Complaining about Overwatch.
• Queueing for Overwatch again approximately 14 seconds later.
• Motorbike go brrr.




IMPORTANT AVIATION NOTICE

Dogs should NOT be flying planes.
This is a matter of basic aviation safety.
:bbtraccoon:
My cat, however, has a jetpack and has been specifically trained to shoot down your MiG-29.

Good luck, idiot.




🥚 Certified Egg. 🥚
🏳️‍🌈 Certified gay. 🏳️‍🌈
💀 Certified terrible teammate. 💀

GG EZ.
:curious_mechanic: (It was not EZ.) :curious_mechanic:
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Recent Activity
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Currently In-Game
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last played on Oct 25
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last played on Oct 23
Oct 14 @ 6:14pm 
fake news
Oct 4 @ 1:32pm 
༼つ◕_◕༽つᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ2!
Apr 14 @ 12:11pm 
🥚🥚Careful, don’t crack under pressure now 🥚🥚
Jul 4, 2025 @ 8:36pm 
↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ Literal foreshadowing ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓
Oct 17, 2021 @ 8:40am 
literally homosexual
Jul 11, 2021 @ 8:04am 
fart