Kobba -- The mainacoon. From the ashes of Chernobyl, in the town of Pripjat, Thor-Kobba was born. Moved to Norway 16 years later and then got his first PC.
Many, many headshots later the legend of "The Kob" was brought to life like a light breeze.
Many didn't feel a thing, but the gods knew something powerful was happening as they heard
a soft, but erect voice in the wind; Kooooobba, KooooBBA.

If you're reading this after getting totally rekt by the Kobbinator, I just wanna say that it's gonna be OK. Your next match will perhaps be better where you'll match up against someone on your own level.

I'll end this with a small saying from a very wise man from the motherland, Dimitri Parvayoljet.
"If your mousesnake doesnt like snakes nor mice, don't try to feed it twice."

Signed
Kobbinator