A week ago, my wife and I had just finished up our weekly grocery run and I decided we would stop by our local bakery (Panera Bread) to pick up a loaf for the week (I personally can’t stand cheap grocery store bread). As I approached the drive through window, the young lady told me the total (nothing I couldn’t comfortably afford) and I asked if they had tap to pay. She said yes, but I would need to hand her my phone. I double-clicked the side button, authenticated with TouchID for my AMEX Platinum, and handed her my iPhone Duo. She reached out towards my car and cradled the phone in her hands like a newborn baby.

As she reproached the window, she smiled, and giddy with eyes bright she said “wow, I have NEVER seen a phone like that before.” I chuckled, smirked, and responded, “It’s the brand new iPhone Duo. 1 terabyte. White.” Her jaw nearly dropped to the floor. I rolled up the window to my Model Y performance and drove away.

Thanks for this. All wars are bankers wars. Shalom from Ireland.

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+rep Added ya, accept! :)

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jetmax3000

trash ass kid NEVER play cs2 again

these 4 individuals that commented on my fine profile today, got mad at me for teaching them a new word "yahweh" and they at first thought it was some brain rot, and told me to touch grass, and said i was "chronically online" so i said the only thing chronic is what i smoke! Which they lost it again, saying im a fat stoner, then when i told them that "yahweh" is the word for god, they for some reason thought i was Jewish and lost it again. then when they finally realized im Christian, and i just know more about their own religion, than they do, they lost it again, going completely off the walls saying crazy stuff about the devil.... mind you this is all in the span of one competitive match on warden... needless to say, im going to remember this day for the rest of my life, what a blast.
I only said "yahweh" in passing with no context, and they picked it out and tried to bash me with it because they have never heard the word before

Developed by L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology is a religion that offers a precise path leading to a complete and certain understanding of one’s true spiritual nature and one’s relationship to self, family, groups, Mankind, all life forms, the material universe, the spiritual universe and the Supreme Being.

Scientology addresses the spirit—not the body or mind—and believes that Man is far more than a product of his environment, or his genes.

your father is a newt and your mother ♥♥♥♥♥ seahorses

♥♥♥♥♥ do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random ♥♥♥♥ poster?

Like you post a bit more casually and socially and about cats and ♥♥♥♥ - that's cool and all but you don't have half a step to sit on and say anything about what I post.

Seriously I cannot see one brand-name redditor that gives a ♥♥♥♥ about any of this, its all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who have contributed nothing as far as I can see and just sit and complain because they're low IQ ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and can't control their impulse to react:

thanks blud

send the trade blud

wakey wakey twin

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Post this under 10 beautiful trans girls profiles ❤️

hey buster! remember me from high school? It's Big Cheatz! In the flesh! Just got outta of the joint! (not for video game cheating, of course - it was for homicide)! Anyway, wanna run a match of de_cache, just like the old days? They mighta put me in prison, but my cheatz still work! See ya!

Signed by ~Big Cheatz~

Over a decade ago, for no reason at all, something unfathomably valuable was torn from us. The ability to create, explore, and enjoy the func_vehicle entity type was unjustly abolished by enemies of freedom. Rumors of CS2 promise a fresh start, a chance for Valve to right ancient wrongs... There is no greater prerogative than the restoration of func_vehicle, which will make the Counter Strike™ series whole again. Please spread this dire message so that Valve may know our ardent plea:

FUNC_VEHICLE IS A RIGHT, NOT A PRIVILEGE!

can only perform 1/10 games on mm but then plays faceit to lose every match with 7 kills avg

I'm sorry it's come to this, but I have to remove you. I won't tolerate your offensive profile content any longer. It seems to me that you do this because you want attention and because you think it's funny to feature distasteful content on your profile. I, for one, am not going to condone this insensitive, objectionable, repulsive behavior by continuing to associate myself with you.

stick to closet cheating loser, GL at mcdonalds

funny af ob

这是来自中共的自动社会信用警告！您的信用水平已低于强制性最低门槛，需要社会信用部门的访问。 请妥善安排！

I am beyond furious right now. As a hardworking, blue-collar father, I pride myself on treating everyone with respect and decency. But this despicable person I encountered online has pushed me to my limit. The level of nastiness and sheer disrespect they spewed was unimaginable. It's infuriating to think that someone could be so mean and spiteful, hiding behind a screen and attacking good, honest people. This kind of behavior is completely unacceptable and goes against everything I stand for as a responsible citizen and father. I won't stand for this kind of treatment, and I'll make sure to protect my family from such toxic individuals.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in school telling me, always in the barber shop Nanojet ain’t bout this, Nanojet ain’t bout that My boy a BD on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Lamron and them He, he they say that ♥♥♥♥♥ don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP! Y'all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain’t know ♥♥♥♥ All ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talk about Nanojet ain’t no hitta Nanojet ain’t this Nanojet a fake SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP Y'all don’t live with that ♥♥♥♥♥ Y'all know that ♥♥♥♥♥ got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ been on probation since ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I don’t know when! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' playin' him like that Them ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savages out there If I catch another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ talking sweet about Nanonet I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beating they ass! I’m not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ playing no more You know those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ role with Lil' Reese and them

has spent 254.2083 days of his life in cs alone and still in silver lobbies with an ego

Guy is injected beyond. Plays on free servers where there's no anti cheat to ban him.

Poor little bro had a bad game. Dont worry, im sure youll be better in another 6000 hours!! lmaoooooo

ayooo

+rep never gives up

+rep never gives up

this guy insane on office gg and well played !

boosted office global kinda sad ngl

It was because of something from seventh grade. someone came up to my in the hall and said. "You're a bagel." So everyone started calling me that. the THE part is because oddly, there are other "bagel"s. So I use thebagel264. And it just sounds good. I could have "hunterbadass" but thats to full of myself. I mean I know i'm good but come on. So that is why. Its an unique name and is pretty funny.

This guy is great on T side office, maybe not so great on CT side office

+rep ty for game

+rep super fun round, really fun game, queue again? 🥇

hey, add me, please

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Advice from an 8th grader to a 6th grader
Welcome to middle school. You're gonna be tired, you're gonna wish you were still in elementary school sometimes. The halls are cramped and the teachers are annoying. But just remember do your homework, and stay out of trouble. Pick your friends carefully. Don't worry about how people feel about you cause it doesn't matter. Don't be afraid to dress or act different. That grade on that test does not define you. The friends you have right now probably aren't gonna be your friends when you get to 8th. But I promise you you will have great friends that you wouldn't trade for the world. You'll laugh and cry. Don't try to be perfect. I've walked these halls for three years so take care of it for me, it's a second home. Above all cherish

+rep good profile, strong game sense

add me please

Deagle sharpshooter

added for scout sand dune

+rep Great person!

+rep , add me

add me

exceptional game knowledge

let's play again

add me for fun

+rep, add me