As a GREEK 🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷 I cannot eat my GRAPES 🍇🍇🍇🍇🍇 unless it has been blessed by the gods, like ZEUS ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️THANKS Dyonisus for ALL the GRAPES 🍇🍇🍇 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷

one year closer to death

Hey 👋❗️you 💧 springtime ⏰☔️🌲 sluts 😉😈 It's time ⌚️to turn 🔁 ahead 🙎🏻 those ♥♥♥♥♥ 😂👀🍆🕑. Daylight 🌇👌saving 😉🙍🏻 💦time begins 🔔 on Sunday 😐☀️🌅. That ☝🏻 means 😋 LONGER 🍆😏 evenings and 😞 shorter 😐 mornings 😩😣😫. More time 🙀 to suck that ⚠️ night 🕕 time 🌃 ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🌚😻 you hoes 💁🏻👯😳😜. So send ➡️🚮 this ⬇️ to 2⃣0⃣ of your freshest 🌺 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👉🏻👌🏻🍑😋😅🙋🏻 if you 😍 want 👄 your 🌺🌼🌻 flower 💐🌹🌸🌷 to get 😉😏watered 💦💦💦👅. Get 1⃣0⃣ back ⬅️ and 😁 you're the 👩🏻 mother 👵🏻 of all 🌼💐 March 🌻🌸 meat 🍖 wallets 🍗🍔🍑😂💯. Get 5⃣ back ⬅️ and you're 🙊☔️ a spring ☔️💐 skank 🙆🏻 in training 🚣🏻🚴🏻💧. Maybe ⏰ next ➡️ year📆, junior 😥💦 juice box💦😂.

Here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦♥♥♥♥💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It's 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That's right,👍🏼 he's been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 👧🏽girls👧🏽 squishy for 6️⃣ CENTURIES. Don't ❎❎ mind the old saying; he ONLY makes the 💦😫😫😈NAUGHTIEST😈😫😫💦girls ☁️squishy☁️! So send this to all the 😼nastiest😼 👧🏽girls👧🏽 you know

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits

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