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Aug 28 @ 2:54am 
That's my Ninja :lunar2019coolpig: Generous af
Nov 4, 2025 @ 4:05am 
++rep
Oct 5, 2023 @ 1:07pm 
+rep
Jan 6, 2022 @ 3:51pm 
Covid Boy :lunar2019piginablanket: Get Well
Sep 28, 2021 @ 11:51am 
+rep friendly and good player
Aug 12, 2021 @ 3:50pm 
SILVEERRRR
Aug 12, 2021 @ 3:49pm 
+rep very nice toxic
Mar 2, 2021 @ 10:33pm 
have an offer for ya. added bro
Feb 25, 2021 @ 1:06pm 
hey bro ngl i saw u play doki doki literature club the other day and damn you're really good, please consider joining my team, we are flexible you can also fit the dps or tank tole if you'd like!! we urgently need god like player!!!
Feb 18, 2021 @ 12:56pm 
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Feb 15, 2021 @ 5:38am 
hey bro ngl i saw u play candy crush the other day and damn you're really good, please consider joining my team, we are flexible you can also fit the dps or tank tole if you'd like!! we urgently need god like player!!!
https://youarealllosers.com
Sep 8, 2020 @ 4:06pm 
aw, you left.
Aug 19, 2020 @ 5:16am 
hey, can you add me? i cant send you friend request, idk why...
Jun 4, 2020 @ 9:43am 
Sup man, my friend recommended me to invite you to our team. We have flexible schedule and good salaries. So if you want to try - you're welcome :) Add my main to discuss all of this → https://five.seafn.eu.org/id/dungeon_mr
May 27, 2020 @ 5:58am 
Hi, our team went to the finals of a decent tournament, but our player will not be able to take part in this match, we urgently need a stand-in who can replace him.
If we win this tournament, you will receive about $600~
Add my main account, if you're ready to compete https://five.seafn.eu.org/id/Loakus
Apr 12, 2020 @ 9:50am 
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Apr 4, 2020 @ 11:21am 
Hеy bro, I'vе playеd cs against you rеcеntly and I'd like to invitе you in our tеam. Hеrе's my main account, add mе plеasе https://five.seafn.eu.org/id/lordos1 . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)
Apr 2, 2020 @ 12:48pm 
quieres? pablo escobar
Apr 2, 2020 @ 12:41pm 
get corona virus noob
Mar 17, 2020 @ 3:24pm 
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Mar 14, 2020 @ 10:23pm 
Have a great weekend! :BR_Heart:
Mar 13, 2020 @ 8:25am 
𝐼 𝑤𝑖𝑠𝘩 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑓𝑢𝑙 𝑑𝑎𝑦!~ :Prize::8bitheart:
Mar 4, 2020 @ 2:10pm 
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Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:56am 
A WOMEN HAS BEEN SPOTTED SHOWING HER ANKLES IN LEGO CITY

IMPLEMENT SHARIA LAW

وقحة!

BUILD A BURKA AND FIND A RESPONSIBLE HUSBAND TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF HER

PUT THE SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS IN THEIR PLACE

THE NEW SAUDI COLLECTION FROM CROWN PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:54am 
ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND HAS BEEN ASSASSINATED IN LEGO CITY

START THE DRAFTING

HEY!

BUILD THE NEW NUCLEAR BOMBS

PREPARE FOR WAR

HELP THE BRITISH DEFEAT GERMANY AND BOMB JAPAN

THE NEW WORLD WAR COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY!
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:53am 
The man who fell into the river in LEGO city is dead! Take him to his funeral with the new hearse. Hey! Build the hearse, and off to the funeral! Drop off the coffin, slowly process in, and celebrate the life of a good man. The new loss collection from LEGO city.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:52am 
PRESIDENT BUSH HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO CITY RIVER !!!!

HEY!!

QUICK BUILD THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE AND PLANE SET AND TAKE TO THE SKY TO START THE WAR ON TERROR
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:48am 
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ? Nail its other hand to the floor.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:44am 
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?


Depends how hard you throw them.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:44am 
How are babies and the elderly alike?

Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:43am 
whats the difference between a midget and a child


One works for Willy Wonka the other will get you 20 years
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:42am 
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE LEGO RIVER!
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:41am 
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for chirstmas?



Cancer.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:41am 
Why did little timmy drop his Ice-Cream?



Because he got hit by a bus
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:40am 
Why couldn’t Helen Keller screw in a lightbulb?

Because she’s dead.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:40am 
BERNIE IS HAVING A RALLY IN LEGO CITY

START THE FINANCIAL SUPPORT

HEY!

ELIMINATE THE TOP 1%

PREPARE THE FEEL THE BURN SIGNS

THE NEW 2020 ELECTION COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:40am 
8=👊D

8👊=D

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8=👊D

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8=👊D

8=👊D💨💦
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:39am 
What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:39am 
animal band

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🐌🎻
🪕🐍 🎤🦜
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:37am 
BLACK PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPOTTED IN LEGO CITY

REINSTITUTE JIM CROW LAWS

HEY!

BUILD THE PLANTATIONS AND START UP THE TRANS-ATLANTIC SLAVE TRADE

TAKE AWAY THEIR HUMAN RIGHTS AND RAPE THEIR WOMEN

THE NEW WHITE SUPREMACY COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:36am 
🎶Doofenshmirtz evil incorperated 🎶

[Perry breaks in]

[Perry gets trapped]

"Ah, yes. Perry the Platypus, how..Expected-

seriously you're right on time. Want a snack?"

[Pause]

"Norm has cheese and crackers." ("YES I DO.")

"Anyways, behold my ♥♥♥♥ and ball torture-inator!"

[Perry looks shocked]

"Well, you can't really behold it.. It's not completely finished"

"I'll show you it when I'm done of my tragic backstory though."

"You see, Perry the Platypus; As a child back in Gimmelshtump,"

[Switch to doof as a child]

"I often hurt my p-"

[Switch back to normal]

[Perry somehow escapes trap and hits doof]

"Oh come on, you couldn't let me finish my backstory?!"
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
In so doing he returned to the project that had been in his mind as early as the autumn of 1939 and the spring of 1940. It was thought possible at the time to mobilize about 100 divisions in Britain's interest.

The sudden collapse which we witnessed in May and June of the past year forced these plans to be abandoned for the moment. But by the autumn of last year Mr. Churchill began to tackle this problem once again.

In the meantime, however, certain difficulties had arisen. As a result, Rumania, owing to internal changes, dropped out of England's political scheme.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
For over five years this man has been chasing around Europe like a madman in search of something that he could set on fire. Unfortunately, he again and again finds hirelings who open the gates of their country to this international incendiary.

After he had succeeded in the course of the past winter in persuading the British people by a wave of false assertions and pretensions that the German Reich, exhausted by the campaign in the preceding months, was completely spent, he saw himself obliged, in order to prevent an awakening of the truth, to create a fresh conflagration in Europe.

Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
It is possible that this sight strengthened Mr. Churchill in his firm determination to continue the war in this way, and we are no less determined to continue to retaliate, if necessary, a hundred bombs for every one of his and to go on doing so until the British nation at last gets rid of this criminal and his methods.

The appeal to forsake me, made to the German nation by this fool and his satellites on May Day, of all days, are only to be explained either as symptomatic of a paralytic disease or of a drunkard's ravings. His abnormal state of mind also gave birth to a decision to transform the Balkans into a theater of war.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
A MAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED PROTESTING IN LEGO CITY

START THE NEW MILITARY TANKS

嘿!

BUILD THE TANKS

AND OFF TO TIANANMEN SQUARE

BRING IN THE SOLDIERS

CENSOR THE MEDIA

AND RUN OVER THE STUDENTS

THE NEW TIANANMEN SQUARE COLLECTION FROM LEGO CITY

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Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
My assurances that from a given moment every one of his bombs would be returned if necessary a hundredfold failed to induce this man to consider even for an instant the criminal nature of his action. He professes not to be in the least depressed and he even assures us that the British people, too, after such bombing raids, greeted him with a joyous serenity, causing him to return to London refreshed by his visits to the stricken areas.

Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
So this man for months ordered his paid scribblers to deceive the British people into believing that the Royal Air Force alone - and no others - was in a position to wage war in this way, and that thus ways and means had been found to force the Reich to its knees by the ruthless onslaught of the British Air Force on the German civilian population in conjunction with the starvation blockade.

Again and again I uttered these warnings against this specific type of aerial warfare, and I did so for over three and a half months. That these warnings failed to impress Mr. Churchill does not surprise me in the least. For what does this man care for the lives of others? What does he care for culture or for architecture? When war broke out he stated clearly that he wanted to have his war, even though the cities of England might be reduced to ruins. So now he has got his war.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:35am 
The European and American warmongers succeeded once again in befogging the sound common sense of the masses, who can never hope to profit from this war, by conjuring up false pictures of new hope. Thus, finally, under pressure of public opinion, as formed by their press, they once more managed to induce the nation to continue this struggle.

Even my warnings against night bombings of the civilian population, as advocated by Mr. Churchill, were interpreted as a sign of German impotence. He, the most bloodthirsty or amateurish strategist that history has ever known, actually saw fit to believe that the reserve displayed for months by the German Air Force could be looked upon only as proof of their incapacity to fly by night.

Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:34am 
On July 19, 1940, I then convened the German Reichstag for the third time in order to render that great account which you all still remember. The meeting provided me with the opportunity of expressing the thanks of the nation to its soldiers in a form suited to the uniqueness of the event. Once again I seized the opportunity of urging the world to make peace. And what I foresaw and prophesied at that time happened. My offer of peace was misconstrued as a symptom of fear and cowardice.
Feb 9, 2020 @ 11:34am 
Girl: Do you want to ♥♥♥♥ me?

Me: No...

Girl: OMG I hate you kills herself

Me: at her grave ...body would ever want to ♥♥♥♥ you alive.

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