He stole all my Duke Sucellus luck and now im poor -rep

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Do Blacked

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-rep fails to appreciate the beauty of common floral gun skins

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about EA, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ll have you know they won first place in the GOTY of 2017 for Star Wars Battlefront 2, and I’ve been involved in multiple of their booths at E3, and I have over 300 confirmed kills in BF2. EA is trained with fair microtransactions, lootboxes and is the top video game company in the world. Your nintendo gay-ms are nothing to me but just TRASH. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am purchasing all the content in your p2w games of which the likes of you mongrels can't afford.

I'm the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your career. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can beat you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my paid content. Not only have I paid over 1000$ for the other 99% of BF2, but I have the money to beat you with each and every character in any of your p2w games and I will use my wallet to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ all over you and you will drown in it. You’re gonna git wrecked, kiddo.

To be fair, you have to have a very high bank account balance to understand The Sims(TM) 3. The gameplay is extremely complicated, and without a solid grasp of how to lure someone into your basement most of the enjoyment will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also EA’s moneygrabbing outlook, which is deftly woven into the sheer amount of paid DLC - their personal philosophy draws heavily from disgusting mobile games companies, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the financial capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this content, to realise that they’re not just greedy - they say something deep about MICROTRANSACTIONS.

As a consequence people who dislike The Sims(TM) 3 truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in EA’s existential catchphrase “Sense of pride and accomplishment,” which itself is a cryptic reference to EA's Star Wars Battlefront II. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andrew Wilson's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a The Sims(TM) 3 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 Simoleons of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Unironically plays The Sims(TM) 3
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Sorry it was really difficult to clean up from the last time, maybe another day

-rep didn't let me blow my load on his face