im rubberbanding and stuff and its just that i can handle the huge ping spikes whenever i play at first it was going fine but then like maybe i dunno around 45 mins later after i got 7 kills in one match then the ping spikes started happening and i dunno i just cant play with huge ping spikes but id love to play some apex tho if only i didnt have huge ping spikes in every match its just that i dunno man i cant handle huge ping spikes its very distracting and it kinda throws me off my stride if i didnt have huge ping spikes i would 100% play with you but i cant because of the huge ping spikes that happen every match and i dunno man i just cant handle huge ping spikes i just wish this game had better servers too most games i get into i start with 200 ping which doesnt help with the huge ping spikes i get because from 200 i go to 1500 ping which is a huge ping spike WHICH i cant handle i dunno man id play with you but yea the ping spikes man

After a good game in L4D, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great L4D and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a L4D lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.