D1cks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

I smoke weed because I'm smart

I smoke weed to dumb me down so I can function in normal society, that's how smart I am. Normal people just cant comprehend my level of advanced thinking, you're over here playing chess while I'm playing a virtual reality porn game on my computer that's how smart I am.

School? School is dumb, yeah I got a diploma but it doesn't mean anything, and college is stupid and overpriced and doesn't amount to anything, did you know Bill Gates and mark Zuckerberg dropped out of school and look how successful they are, I bet they even smoked weed for the same reason I do

I smoke every day from the second I wake up to the minute before I pass out before bed, no I dont have an addiction I just need to be high all the time so I can comprehend what normal peoples thought process is like because my brain moves so fast that I need to smoke weed to slow it down, you wouldn't understand you're probably just not smart enough.