A dim porthole to the spinning trenches of hell... The distant screams of the trickling headwaters of racking delirium... The flickering torch of amusement burning on the coals of cruelty... Embroidered with the fine-spun thread of sinister intent, a ghoulish entity of untold might peers through the glass with demonic lust and frenzy. Hopefully, it's not just an unfortunate picture of a disabled child, because that would make me look pretty bad.