By the time you have read this review, I would have already purchased a bucket of Colonel Sander's 11 Herb & Spices, Original Recipe Chicken. The taste and texture of such a delicacy... my mouth could not resist it... I immediately had to go out after finishing this game just to get the Colonel's meat in my mouth. The time I spent driving to the KFC, waiting in line, waiting for my order, it was agonising... but well worth the wait. The pure bliss and joy I felt from acquiring such a delicious meal... I felt the flavours penetrate my body and course throughout my stomach. I had never felt anything like it, it was revitalising, filling and most of all... delicious. The Colonel's scrumptious chicken only left me wanting more after I was done, I couldn't stop myself. After one taste, I was hooked... I made sure to savour every last bit... if I spilt any... I would clean it up... I wouldn't waste it.

Once I was finished, I sat there satisfied, finger lickin' the goodness that the Colonel had prepared for me... a valued customer... no... I felt as though I was more to him than just that... his meat, it... touched me... filled me up... made a connection to me... I was more to him. After sitting in a moment of bliss, I departed... knowing that while turning away from the finger lickin' goodness that is the Colonel's chicken to move on with my life... I knew that he would never be far... he had a place in my heart... he will always be watching over me and if I ever feel like he is too far... I will play this game again and repeat this process till the day I die.