I am a wolf. I am an alpha.

I am a rare breed. I live alone in the dark and I persist against all odds. I am above others. Humanoid men are afraid of me. Their genes subconsciously tell them that they are no match for me.
Humanoid females avoid me. I intimidate them. But one day they will realize their mistake in not choosing me. They will realize that they could've created a pack with a Wolf, but all they did was to play around with puppies instead.
But then they will be old and it will be too late.
Society shuns me. I am a threat to them, because I am a rebel. I only howl at them in response and laugh. I embrace the solitute and the solitude embraces me. I don't need others, because all I need is myself.
On a full moon, I patrol around my lands. My river is philosophy, my mountain is Reddit, and my forests are anime.
Which is all I need to survive. Do not make a mistake and foolishly trespass on my territory. It might come back to bite you.

I am a Wolf. I am an Alpha.
Fear me.

ice cream sandwich...

I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches; you’re gonna laugh at me you're going to think that I’m nuts you’re going to think I’m crazy, when I touch these sandwiches I feel the hands of every person who has touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt of like freaking lighting or something from my head to the tip of my you know what. Sometimes while grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands I just can’t help but throw my head back in ecstasy and moan. So whenever I go and talk to chicks the chicks say to me “What do you do?” and I say “Yes I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory.” And don’t laugh at me, I feel like a spirit like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich.

A gentleman and a scholar

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