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⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
-- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach
♥ 🌳 ♥ 🌸 ♥ 🐳 ♥ 👑 ♥ 💄 ♥ 🐝 ♥ 🐛 ♥ 🍇 ♥ 🥗 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 👳 ♥ 👔
One expresses well the love he does not feel.
-- J.A. Karr
♥ 📗 ♥ 🌏 ♥ 🌋 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎁 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 📕 ♥ 🏀 ♥ 📘 ♥ 👃 ♥ 💚
guten Freunden schenkt man einen Panzer!
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He invited me to his house for a Dragonball lan party. I accepted the invite and he said that he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived to his house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then ran home. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
-rep
Ich dacht ich komm mal vorbei und piss dir
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