Hi there. I'm writing to respond to an ad on craigslist. I thought I should maybe start by saying that because sometimes people get emails from strange addresses and don't know if it's for craigslist or spam (like those Canadian Pharmacy ads that I think are like SO ANNOYING because they want to sell me viagra or cialis for like 7 cents a pill and that's for dudes whose ♥♥♥♥♥ don't work and trust me my ♥♥♥♥ works FINE). ANYWAY haha I saw your ad that you were looking for someone to fill in as a faux companion for the holidays. We all know how it is when it gets nippy out -- our parents always asking to meet our special someone, even when we don't have one. I just wanted to respond to your ad to say I am 100% willing to help. As the person who will (hopefully) be acting the part of your boyfriend (and perhaps your ~real~ boyfriend, with any luck), I thought I should introduce myself, so there's lots to chat about with your friends and family and so it doesn't seem like a hoaxxx.

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congrats on 500 hours in For Honor, Communist

Damn! Good fight!

Damn! Good fight!

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