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hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

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The only really good reason I can think to not release specs is
embarrassment on just how crappy some hardware out there is, or just how
buggy it is.
-- Chris Wedgwood <[email protected]>
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Avoid strange women and temporary variables.
😘
Two men were sitting over coffee, contemplating the nature of things,
with all due respect for their breakfast. "I wonder why it is that
toast always falls on the buttered side," said one.
"Tell me," replied his friend, "why you say such a thing. Look
at this." And he dropped his toast on the floor, where it landed on the
dry side.
"So, what have you to say for your theory now?"
"What am I to say? You obviously buttered the wrong side."
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There are people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the
truth without lying.
-- Josh Billings
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Edna: "Teach me to love you, squishy poet from beyond the stars."
Fry: "I'm flattered, really. If I