if you smoke this crack rock you will become unfettered of this mortal plane and move to somewhere where time itself is irrelevant and in doing so your spirit will split into a dual reality with one foot in ephemera and the other in eternity

wwyd if u find out from the drs that ur wife is present but with is present with a r*tarted child and but you end up so like you find a jean in a boot and you asks it to make your child not r*tarted but then around 15 ish or so years after ur child is born heshe asks for reeboks for crushmas

🕕🕖🔊📢I thought antimony meant you were against marriage🤵‍♂️👰‍♂️⛪ !? Grok says that ♥♥♥♥'s a chemical !? 🤯🤯(Sb🔋💿) It's a pnictogen?!

guys for my next birthday party I asked the dj to play the whip nae nae song so let’s all whip nae nae together on the dance floor

I mean, I guess I did it to myself? No one takes me seriously and I'm just the class clown. We're all highschool freshmen so I know everyone has object permanence, but once I'm not in sight I feel myself disappear. Everyone sees me trying to act all happy and carefree and funny but they don't see me when I'm alone crying in the shower with my Waterproof Anker Soundcore Boom 2 Bluetooth Boombox.

I can't remember what drug it was but in college I was at a party and I took this drug and I literally could not keep a ♥♥♥♥ out of my mouth. I remember lying on the floor unable to move but as soon as a ♥♥♥♥ was pressed against my mouth my only motivation became to suck it deeper into my mouth. There is video of me crawling on all fours desperately following a guy's ♥♥♥♥ trying to get it inside my mouth. I don't know what drug it is, but apparently there is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drug out there that will turn any straight man into a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ and this knowledge scares the ever living ♥♥♥♥ out of me. I don't want to be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but when I was on this drug I didn't want to be anything other than a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I hate that I live with the knowledge of what it feels like to have a ♥♥♥♥ inside your mouth.