penis? the biggest... veins? the veiniest.. you are my sunshine....

This guy is the best staller I know, if he was first in line to get his morning coffee he'd stall until work was out for the day. If he was cornered in an alley by a mugger he'd stall until the mugger fell asleep on the ground. If he had to go to the hospital for a broken leg, he'd stall for so long that it would heal incorrectly and he'd be a gimp for the rest of his life.

+rep the way he burps and lets out a shockwave of rancid spicy air is truly enthralling. the septic properties of his bile are strong enough yet to skin the likes of a mountain goat and put it up for sale at a local flea market so a 40 year old divorced american can put it on his wall to be merely gazed at, but not interacted with. sometimes i dread what lies in the properties of his stomach acid to produce such bioweapons. i'm gay

I found this

cool pfp

I'm gonna take you to Neverland!

sorry banthony that was me. i didnt use lube so sorry if it was sore afterwards

I like calling him the hamburgler because one time I invited him over to my house and I went to bed first. While I was asleep (and this is my best guess) he snuck into my fridge and had a snack because when I woke up an entire 3 pound deli ham was missing with only one large bone remaining. Also my ass really hurt when I woke up but I don't know if that was related.

They call him the dilly dallying domer because he's very good with a sniper but waits five years to actually take the shot.

nah bro lives in ohio get out 😂👌

bro thought he was tuff with this profile picture and im like Boyyyyy

There'd surely be no way.... Jose.

we don't even know reality from finnatasy

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Urethra I say as I discover that I have Kidney Stones after screaming on the toilet for 15 minutes.

yeah ur ethra

my ethra?

digs in his yourethra

die

Hihhiihihihihihi feddddddddddd

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You are an inhumane foidman who likes children

Michael you still owe me 8 dollars

me when i step on the lego BOIIIII

Michael it's your birthday today, cake and icecream are on their way

Michael

when you realize me and bro's ages (63) (12) add up to 67

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That boy said:

Help Nypthys is making strange noises in VC and it makes me feel incredibly unsafe. Noteeffect please ask him to stop it's scaring me and making me feel uncomfortable.

Taser taser taser

Nah bro has X-Ray vision for Grippers

Gem in the Coal, a Jak in the Soy.

Mmmm Tasty Mangos.

what do you think of mister beast

-rep gives himself rep comments

+rep gives himself rep comments

+rep I am no longer the one who has to procreate with my betrothed.

Hi fed

will be molested in an alleway next friday ↓

pipa is a ugly penny loving Jew who tries to mask a eating disorder due consume too many pennies.

jew ↓

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