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dad

Can confirm :)

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My son watches a lot of video game streamers on Twitch. I don't find them entertaining but I can understand why some people (like my son) do. Over the past month he's starting using terms like "pog", "jabaited", and "Kappa" which I guess are terms that are used in the scope of Twitch. I don't have an issue with my son using these terms but it's gotten to the point where every sentence is Twitchspeak. We were having dinner and my daughter was talking about how she got accepted for a summer program, and my son said "Pog you, easy clap". I told him it was getting out of hand and that he would have to communicate normally to his parents and family. To that he said "Weird champ, feels weird man, normies omega LOL." Until he learns to communicate like a normal human being I've blacklisted Twitch from the internet for the time being. He's hysterical now but I told him that I would unblacklist it if he stopped using twitchspeak, but he's refusing to stop so for now it's banned. AITA?

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are 🙂

I wish I was cracked at gaming like Jay

+rep solid teammate. moonwalked during chase. style points.

I would love to :) @kissyu

huh

morgan.....

Jay

B)

a king at most

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a real cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was sthat too far? Really sorry im really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

+rep thinks mending is fun like legit gamer

No maidens?
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tanky jake player B)

Information About My Penis 😳

My name is Jared, and I’m here to give you information about my penis! 😊

What Color Is My Penis?
LOL! 😂 Glad you asked! It’s white ⚪️ with red 🔴 dots! Sometimes it changes to purple 🟣 though if I rub one off too quickly...

What Has My Penis Been Inside Of?
Car Exhaust Pipe 🚗
Bong 🗿
Vacuum Hose 🤺
Loaf of Bread 🍞
Son 🌞
Me 🦧

What Has Been IN My Penis?
Coins 💰
Pencils 🗡
Syringe 💉
Meth Pipe 🌡
iPhone Charger 🔧
Kids 💭

How Long Is My Penis?
14 Ft. Long 😳😂😳

Sorry 😭 that’s all the time I have for today folks! Thanks for reading! 😉😉😉

Plriy Dec 30, 2019 @ 4:18am

+rep flashlight save god

nerd

+rep pisser

-rep name has (live) in it and wasn't live

+Rep Best Oni, i've ever seen.

bro get the gens so we can leave!!!!!!! this dumn f*ck is greeding for saves and we didnt escape bc of him!!!!!

nice throw. people like you are ruining dbd by your throwing and just general ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around. it's not that you're bad at the game it's that you're just a complete ♥♥♥♥ up

Hello good morning Jay
almost 6k mate a lot of time, well Dr.Lecter on twitch mate, you're worthy of my friendship this is the reason I've sent you a friend request.
I've added you mate, I hope you're fine my friend, take care Jay.
You're a pro player playing as a survivor, Idk about killer, since I've never seen you playing as a killer.
Heisen

Dear perky jay,

Are you doing ok? We miss you and hope you are doing well. Your health and well being is paramount; I hope the plague hasn’t taken you, as it took my dear great aunt Gertrude. Plague be damned. Has your son returned from war? I haven’t seen my husband since the Franks invaded Scotland but a decade ago. Tis a shame my last husband died of ♥♥♥♥ infection; I refused to spit on his ♥♥♥♥ and it got infected. Long live the king, but I pray this war ends soon -such a man child he is. I jest, I jest…. Lest? . No I jest I jest . But alas, I must return to the liver harvest. that this year the lecter’s don’t come and rob us of our hard worked collection. Rations are low considering the king has raised taxes on us, we’ve but a few livers to feed what’s left of my family. Hope all is well, and I hope your ass still claps when you walk to the restroom to piss.

Sincerely, tier 3 foot worshiper, Krust

hey babe 😉 heard you need someone to help you with moonwalking 🌚🚶‍♂️well little did you know…🤭I’m kind of a comp player 🙄😉 so I can help you out, princess😎 don’t be shy to flood my dms 👅

+rep Has legacy = god gamer

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could be better at moonwalking! you're trying though

yh nvm killer is mad that his totems are gone😬 sorry happy bday tho

A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum b

You're a low level human being who draws a majority of his pride from the fact that you may or may not have played this spooky party game
for a long time.
But you did a great job, you and your friends on mic.
And that's great, gg.

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juicy

+rep good killer and survivor

kk! empjpyo the measkp

better player escapes :)

got them again again they sucked and got out because hatch which should be removed from game or only pop up if all gens are done complete trash player just uninstall

pretty bad for a legacy player atleast the claudette was somewhat challenging

I love this game so much, DBD (Dead By Daylight) is my life. It's all I do and it is all that matters to me. Every thought I put into being a competitive survivor is preemptive. My parents ask me why I don't play any sports and it made me RAGE so hard because DBD is a sport. All the thinking I put into unique pathing requires the highest degree of intellect. In my eyes and my swf, I am world DBD champion on PC. Even my e-girlfriend thinks so. Well we are not official yet but we have played a few times, and I can tell she thinks I am an alpha male when I save her from the hook, or die by trying to unhook her from a facecamping leatherface.

long time no see :)

Damn, boy, were you frying chicken in there? Haha for real though you piss loud af I think that’s pretty cool.

Please?