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Finland 
😫
Stop me, before I kill again!
🙁
Marge, let's end this feudin' and a-fussin' and get down to some lovin'.
-- Homer Simpson
Colonel Homer
😴
The more I know men the more I like my horse.
😵
Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A: The impossible dream.
😯
You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.
🤥
Bob Ross: All right, we are going to use a fan brush here and uh why don't you take some hunter green and we are going to put a happy little bush right down over here in the corner there and that'll just be our little secret and if you tell anyone that that bush is there I will come to your house and I will cut you.
😲
Steal my cash, car and TV - but leave the computer!
-- Soenke Lange <[email protected]>
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