Why I Quit Pissing in The Sink - My Story
For a time, I was an avid sinkpisser. I probably went over a year without pissing in the potty. It was so easy to unbuckle my pants, and let that meat log hit the edge of the bowl with a smack. The sink was always perfect pissing height too. No splash. But then I started running into problems that threatened the longevity of the piss. You see, I would shut the drain hatch, so I could look upon my creation. One time I even pissed blood. But the white bowl white start to get these stains on the inside. I could never explain this if my parents asked. To this day, there are stains, and I must confess I have largely given up the sinkpissing ways. I do however, still do it in public bathrooms or if I'm at someone else's house, so I guess I didn't entirely quit. This is my story.

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i physically cannot stop myself from saying "bruh moment" whenever i react to anything. What was originally a rather humorous saying has evolved to now an impulsive, uncontrollable behavior that consumes me whenever i have to react to something. From "holy crap" and omg to "bruh" all that is said now is "bruh moment". "bruh moment" this "bruh moment". my family died. bruh moment. im having the time of my life. bruh moment. i just wanted to be cool and say something original. bruh moment. little did i know the horrors that came from bruh moment. im doomed. bruh moment. this phrase has gotten the best of me. its over for me. bruh moment. bruh sound effect. b r u h m o m e n t. bruh.

Bailey is the keeper of the Fishing Platform, and plays a significant role in the quests Sea Slug and The Slug Menace. Throughout the first three quests of the Sea Slug quest series, he tries his best to get rid of the Sea slugs and manages to evade being mind-controlled.