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🎫 * 🐠 * 🌳 * 👃 * 🍆 * 🏓 * 🥒 * 🌽 * 🌋 * 🎁 * 🎄 * 🍇 * 💛 * 🚙 * 📕 * 💙
ㅤ* Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
ㅤ* A policeman walked over to a parked car and asked the driver if the car was licensed. "Of course it is", said the driver.
"Great, I'll have a beer then", said the policeman.
ㅤ* If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.
🔋 * 🐝 * 🌏 * 🌸 * 📗 * ⚡ * 📘 * 🌂 * 💗 * 🍆 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🎫 * ⛳ * 👑 * 👹
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!