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⠘⠟⠋⢉⣠⣤⣭⣭⠭⡍⠀⠀⠀⢩⠭⣭⣭⣤⣄⡈⠙⠻⠂
⠀⠀⠴⠯⢽⣿⡿⣹⣍⠟⠀⠀⠀⠻⠸⠏⠿⠿⠧⡽⠂⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠆⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡤⠤⠞⠁⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠋⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠀⠀
Heh, Mondays, am I right?
Working hard or hardly working?
Say, how about a few bruskies after work?
You know what they say, buy low, sell high.
So, I was pumping iron the other day.
Maybe we could sneak a little nap in the break room.
Hey, If you're tired, feel free to lay down. I won't tell the boss.
Mmm, Creme de la creme.
No one was paying attention in the crossroads of New York as I was giving my speech.
"M-m-mine..."
However, one person was intrigued in what I was saying.
"M-m-m-minecraft..."
Then it was just a domino effect, ten more people are watching.
"Minecraft..."
A hundred were now watching, this had caught the attention of even the busy drivers in rush hour. Their faces in anticipation, some were even scared. Others were complaining that this isn't the real deal.
"MINECRAFT..."
But they all suddenly started cheering, shaking, praying. When they heard my tone, my pitch, my timbre.... they all knew what was going to come next. They realized... that salvation of the human race has finally come.
"Minecraft good Fortnite bad"
And then the silence broke
"OOOIOIIUUUUUGHHHhJJHHHHHWAASEAAAa//::"
Thousands of people fell to their knees, yelling orgasmically.
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠙⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠋⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠹⣿⣿
⣿⠄⠄⠄⢠⣶⡿⠻⣶⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⡿⠻⢷⣆⠄⠄⣿⣿
⣿⠄⢒⡂⢸⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄⢠⡄⠄⣿⡇⠄⢸⣿⢐⡂⣿⣿
⣿⣆⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠾⠟⠁⠄⠁⠄⠄⠙⠻⠾⠟⠃⣠⣤⣶⢡
⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣾⡿⢳⡿⣡⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠆⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡠⢔⠆⣿⣱⣿⣏⠕⣫⣶⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠐⠨⡩⡊⣢⣿⡿⠿⠉⠁⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⢋⠭⠓⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠅⠊⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣤⠉⠁⣀⣤⣤⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿
I must be foreskin the way I’m above all you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
I must be FedEx the way I always deliver
They call me Vladimir the way I’m Putin it in her
He never got to watch Attack on Titan
Bet you the type of guy to afk splash rats in lumby
Probably make yo bed when you wake up
*spits*
Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank.
I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it.
Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
you gonna cry? gonna go whine to the police? did the Comment Notification hurt? are you gonna sit there at night before bed just thinking about how much the notif upset you? gonna create an incredible life with a beautiful wife and wonderful children just to cover up the fact that you've been so angry at this one comment notif on a steam profile that has it's comments section set as public because you didn't make it private ? gonna regret not suppressing comments in settings every single day, wishing you had just put the slightest effort to not get pinged? gonna become slowly more and more toxic every single day of your life towards the people you're supposed to love but feel nothing towards? gonna go through years of lying to your therapist and pretending your issues are related to your life when in reality they're just related to that one comment notif you received on your steam profile ? yeah.
⣿⣿⡇⠐⠿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⠈⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⠄⢰⣶⣾⡇⠄⣿⣿⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣇⣉⣁⣤⣿⣿⣇⣸⣿⣿⣀⣸⣿⣿⣿⣤⣈⣁⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⡿⢿⣿⡿⠿⣿⡿⢿⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠿⣿
⡇⠈⣿⠄⠄⣿⠃⣸⡇⠄⣶⣶⣿⡇⢰⣶⣶⣿⠄⢸⡷⠄⣿⡇⠰⢿⣶⣿
⣿⠄⠋⢰⡆⠸⠄⣿⡇⠄⣤⣤⣿⡇⢠⣤⣤⣿⠄⢰⣤⠈⢻⣿⣦⣄⠈⢿
⣿⣇⣀⣾⣷⣀⣸⣿⣇⣀⣉⣉⣹⣇⣈⣉⣉⣿⣀⣈⣉⣠⣾⣋⣉⣉⣠⣿
If anyone wants to watch it, episode 10 of Marvel's "What If" on Disney Plus. The episode title is
"What if RayKaye got B I T C H E S"
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⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀⠀⡇⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠷
┃ ● ═══ █┃
┃█████████████ ┃
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┃█ you're adopted. █ ┃
┃█ -Mom&Dad █ ┃
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┃ ○ ┃
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⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄
⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄