i drank a gallon of olive oil to coat my stomach lining so i can never get a tummy ache again but instead it immediately came out of my a** and i got the worst tummy ache in the whole world for 3 days

can i mail you the worms i dug out of the garden with my fingers

your belly is so cute and rubbable

can you leave

i can't wait to hold you

i can't wait to hold you

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wash my belly

wash my belly

wash my belly

Please wash your booty, I have had to move across country just to have a repreive from that stench and yet it still lingers

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this man is the sole contributor to the rise of the soiled diaper stock prices +rep

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ecologists around the world fight over who can study the amount of methane gas produced by your bombacious braaps

if you squint your eyes real; hard you can see this guy ♥♥♥♥? look at this sister. my mighty? hey i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hahahahahahahahaha

I'll never look at rectums the same

Arrived at a taco bell and to my horror I witnessed in disbelief as this fecal matter encrusted Puerto Rican present his brown eye to the employees as payment and as he started winking his butthole he asked for a bag full diablo sauce

please change your adult diaper, the stench of fecal matter has made the loft unbearable

rectally speaking, you are an anti-semite

Decided to team up for a game jam...worst mistake of my life, he wouldn't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in his pants and it had become so foul that it had even permeated into the code of our game and we created Fez.

that ass fat how far do it poop

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shared a juul with him and get hepatitis

Don't masturbate and stop it.

Even 1 time per month is dangerous.

Your youthful powers are restoring all the energy you are draining from your body and you think that this is fun or somehow healthy.

If you continue this 100% wrong and very dangerous habit, you will be suffering from many brain and autoimmune diseases. Your life will be short without happiness and you will lost everything in your life. You will get old soon if you don't stop it.

Don't listen to the ppl who says masturbation is okay.

If you are reading this answer, IMMEDIATELY leave this hazardous habit and NEVER even touch your penis PERMANENTLY.

NOT masturbating can NOT harm you. You are young and complete, you really don't need to do this, don't ruin yourself.

upsetti spaghetti

Stupid and Toxic!!!

I'm searchman okay? ey boy, come on

im going to report you to the attorney general for indecent exposure at target

be better

@hedobetakingafatdookietho

Hi!

he poop. but do he wipe?

tried to start a chainsaw with his feet and cut his binky off

if only people wanted black baby as much as gpu....... world woud be so much better....

he jingle his keys so the man in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cage get excited and break out and steal his 2003 honda accord and drive it into nursing home and kill more seniors than corona virus

I love you more than grass loves dog pee

don't speak to me again until you clean up the afterbirth idiot

these comments made me ♥♥♥♥ myself in a crowded victorias secrert ♥♥♥♥ YOU ALL

please refrain from punting black chihuahua off taco bell table leading to mass homicide by 650lb anthropomorphic pig and inevitably partial destruction of the northwest

I'm 30 now, but I've been trying to self suck since I was in my teens, mostly not getting anywhere. After over a decade of trying, I'm very comfortable with all of the things that some people see as pitfalls or could get queasy over: I'm comfortable with my sexuality, I'm not distracted having my face so close to a penis or feeling it on my lips or tongue, and I'm not worried about it being gay or anything like that, which has always struck me as sort of a bizarre concern, no offense to anyone struggling with that.

Merry smissmas Jojo

what are your opinions on jamiroquai?

I once saw this individual lay down a loaf the span of a 6 lane highway, just to have the pampers semi spin out and launch ripe diapies across the roadway. Unbelivable he ran around and ate every single diaper in sight.