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We all got that one homie whos as pleasant as the morning dew

if hell is real, and satan exists, it is this guy. i joined a CS2 lobby with this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ on Feb 5th, 2023, at 8:16 pm. He did nothing but call me an assortment of slurs for the entire game. i was so mad my pants slipped down to my ankles, and i tripped and landed on a fresh cucumber i had bought the day before and it unfortunately went up my ass. due to how mad i was, i had a raging boner from my elevated blood pressure. My son heard me fall from the other room and ran to see if i was ok, well he saw my boner and screamed and ran to find my wife. she immediately took my son and they left for her mothers house. now i am being served with divorce papers and being evicted from my house, that she owns. i have been fired from my job due to my lack of access to a shower, and i am now unable to pay off my hundreds of thousands in student loan debt. my life is ruined all because of this man. if you see him in a game, report him IMMEDIATELY and leave the game.

gooner~

My son here needs a binky don't mind him.