let's have some fun matches, add me up

+rep good vibes only

Who's ready for an epic win?

Rifle domination

-signed by James Mason

+rep, played with u, really nice m8, gl in ur games🔥🔥🔥

+rep amazing sense

One shot, one kill

+rep AWP sharpshooter

good profile, always up for another game

+rep Saved our premier game when green was selling. Absolute hero

As I sat on the toilet, I couldn't help but wonder if my butthole was secretly a black hole in disguise, sucking in all the world's crappy energy and spewing forth a cacophony of farts that could curdle milk at 50 paces. The stench was so potent it was as if my behind was a portal to the very gates of Hades, with flames of flatulence dancing upon the surface like demonic fingers waving goodbye to the mortal realm. But then, without warning, my colon decided to stage a coup, unleashing a torrent of diarrhea that threatened to engulf the entire bathroom in a sea of brown goo. And as I struggled to contain the chaos, I couldn't help but think that maybe, just maybe, my big butthole was actually a gateway to another dimension where giant, talking turds ruled supreme and the skies were perpetually filled with the stench of... well, you know.

Time for some epic plays. Ready?

great reflexes

+rep! good player on faceit :)

trash waller....No Mom kiddo

blatant waller

I'm like "Hey, what's up? Hello" (Ayy)
Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in the door

Lemons are not real and dont let anyone tell you otherwise. life is a lie and they are slowly deleting it all. dont fall into the trap. lemons are not what they seem.

a very nice man

ENGLAND IS MY CITY (its neo btw)

Yo pistol only got banned shortly after, rip his inv

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

+rep great lurk skills

Virtus Rekt G2 Ez win for Virtus.Pro!

killed me indide