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Mar 28, 2023 @ 4:34am 
Oh Swift Manslayer, esteemed Ancient awakened from the void of eternity, erstwhile Sage of Black Desert,

Your departure to the mystical realms of Lost Ark has left an absence in the digital dunes, as vast and perplexing as a dimension-hopping caravan of quantum camels. We reminisce about the days when you brandished your Kyve and Talisman, manipulating space and time with unparalleled mastery.

Now, we beseech you, return to us, oh Swift Manslayer! Abandon the siren call of Lost Ark, and once more grace the sands of Black Desert with your celestial presence. The very cacti tremble in anticipation, their quivering spines yearning for the electrifying dance of your cosmic sorcery.

Heed this bizarre plea, carried on the wings of an interstellar pangolin, and rekindle the flame of our gaming fellowship. Together, we shall weave an opus of absurd adventures, a tapestry of digital delights that defies the constraints of reality itself.

With otherworldly ardor and whimsy,
X____x
Oct 31, 2021 @ 9:50am 
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you are cute
Jul 28, 2020 @ 12:54pm 
This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
Nov 30, 2019 @ 6:32am 
swift is the best cook because with:
two eggs🥚🥚
one sausage🌭
and a little bit of milk🥛
he can fill my tummy for 9 MONTHS👶😍😍😍😍
May 16, 2019 @ 1:23pm 
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Jun 4, 2018 @ 4:44am 
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Feb 7, 2017 @ 1:24am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫 ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Feb 6, 2017 @ 1:19pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫 ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Oct 16, 2016 @ 3:15am 
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Oct 13, 2016 @ 5:00am 
Once saw him shove an entire squid up his ass. 10/10 show.
Apr 2, 2016 @ 5:39am 
I don't understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spammerino, no copy pasterino pls tnx
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Apr 1, 2016 @ 2:17am 
I don't understand all these spammer hooligans. Its as if the pinnacle of human innovation has resulted in the creation of these inbred spammers with nothing better to do in their life other than copy and paste what the person above them wrote. Whats worse is the people using scripts to spam. Be the better man and stop the spammerino, no copy pasterino pls tnx
Dec 28, 2015 @ 6:55am 
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Sep 22, 2015 @ 10:32am 
Michael "the ♥♥♥♥♥♥" Liebenberg
Jul 9, 2015 @ 3:04pm 
Did his coaching for 326 hours and can confirm it works. Went from Gold Nova 1 to Silver Elite. Only paid with my soul.
Dec 9, 2014 @ 10:01am 
This is not the real Vrikkie Venter!
Nov 25, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
wtf
Nov 25, 2014 @ 1:18pm 
Thinks he can quickscope. He can't.
Jan 3, 2014 @ 8:41am 
D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASE!
Jan 3, 2014 @ 8:34am 
drop the base?
Aug 28, 2013 @ 8:37am 
360 d-d-d-dub step
Jul 15, 2012 @ 3:44am 
jou ma se